Monday, 22 September 2008

THE WEIRDLING, THE PAVEMENT & I

Despite the fact that Marshen has been training for the New York marathon for 6 months, the difference between a road and a pavement is a concept that her intergerlactical mind just can't grasp!


This morning a crash occurred due to her attempt to run 8 miles (Surrey to London) at 7am in the morn, balancing a giant rucksack on her shell AND trying to avoid a weirdling! There was a failing in her human stabilizing mechanism, instead of avoiding the odd looking (drunk, possessed) earthling, she fell in front of him. Lucky he just starred, mumbled and stepped around her. Now due to her foolish fear of oddbodolings, starwazzas and weirdlings she has a bunch of strained ligaments DUuuuuuR!


EARTH LESSON 1: Judgement of foe will lead to WOE! :-( 
 









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