Monday, 29 September 2008

Ak at the park

Ak at the park on Sunday, isn't she a cutie!

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Monday, 22 September 2008

THE WEIRDLING, THE PAVEMENT & I

Despite the fact that Marshen has been training for the New York marathon for 6 months, the difference between a road and a pavement is a concept that her intergerlactical mind just can't grasp!


This morning a crash occurred due to her attempt to run 8 miles (Surrey to London) at 7am in the morn, balancing a giant rucksack on her shell AND trying to avoid a weirdling! There was a failing in her human stabilizing mechanism, instead of avoiding the odd looking (drunk, possessed) earthling, she fell in front of him. Lucky he just starred, mumbled and stepped around her. Now due to her foolish fear of oddbodolings, starwazzas and weirdlings she has a bunch of strained ligaments DUuuuuuR!


EARTH LESSON 1: Judgement of foe will lead to WOE! :-( 
 









Saturday, 20 September 2008

We have landed


After a long travel through time and space in a rather cramped egg, we set foot on Planet earth to set ourselves free of creative repression, show you what is 500 megatron years ahead of it’s time, where “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” are, and bad photoshop is. We’ve been to the future, to a milkyway that is not owned by Mars. Typing is blinking. We have rocked many a Kazship and made sweet electronic paper love.... YES... WE …ARE…

SUPER MAGNETIC THINKING PUTTY!Align Centre

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, 4, 3… 2, 1…


What you might find:
(we were involved in a lazergunwarfare that destroyed our memories and somehow altered our ability to monitor time, keep phones, wallets, bags, travel cards for more than an earth month, we therefore need to write this down now before we forget or loose it.)

1 Captain Marshen’s hoooorendous stories - you would never expect so much to happen to such a small person.

2 Alien’s brain spasms i.e. HAM BAGS!!!!

3 Translations of language

4 Creationism