After a long travel through time and space in a rather cramped egg, we set foot on Planet earth to set ourselves free of creative repression, show you what is 500 megatron years ahead of it’s time, where “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” are, and bad photoshop is. We’ve been to the future, to a milkyway that is not owned by Mars. Typing is blinking. We have rocked many a Kazship and made sweet electronic paper love.... YES... WE …ARE…
SUPER MAGNETIC THINKING PUTTY!
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, 4, 3… 2, 1…
What you might find:
(we were involved in a lazergunwarfare that destroyed our memories and somehow altered our ability to monitor time, keep phones, wallets, bags, travel cards for more than an earth month, we therefore need to write this down now before we forget or loose it.)
1 Captain Marshen’s hoooorendous stories - you would never expect so much to happen to such a small person.
2 Alien’s brain spasms i.e. HAM BAGS!!!!
3 Translations of language
4 Creationism