Tidings greetings from: Charlie Brown Advertising!

When clearing my desktop I found some Christmas treats Ooooo

Awesomely SEXIST

LOVELY! STUFF! :)

GRAFF FOR GOOD!

Graffiti these days can come in extraordinary shapes and forms. Here are some examples of the most positive and useful graffers around, imagine walking into ur office and seeing this it would be like YEEEEr! PARTY TIME!!!  Whhhoooop WhhhooooP BUNDLE! 

So to all you RUDE(as in safe and bad) brothers! out there, you too can get off the streets and use ur creative vandalism for the good of us all! For more inspiration for your next graff click here

Carnival Cruises - the world's LARGEST beach ball!

They say everything is big in America, well in Texas things are even bigger! Carnival Cruises have just broken the record for the world's largest beach ball. The idea itself is pretty texan let's make it REAL BIG! and Carnival cruises will get REAL famous!! And.... that is exactly what has happened. By making their world record breaking giant beach ball, they basically got a free TV commercial as it was shown on news across all TV networks and from that has reached the rest of the world via You Tube and word of mouth. The footage is brilliant! I can't stop watching it, proving that the age old rule advertising rule can still be applied - have tons of it or make it MASSIVE!!! YeeeeeHA!

I feel London

www.ifeellondon.com

This website is loads a fun, click on how you are feeling and it will tell you loads of interesting places to go for the mood that you are in:

Feeling Broke- You can visit a free Radio 4 show, get free tickets to top radio shows like Cowards, just join the Radio 4 mailing list or you might fancy Crown Green Bowling in Hyde park take your own beer and you can hire woods.

Feeling Naughty- Why not go for afternoon tea at Coffee and Kink on Endell Street Covent Garden, "a beautifully presented with delicious cakes and drinks, decorated with a large range of erotica and adult toys!

Wicked idea + really simple to use, whatever the mood they'll be something for you!

Don't mess with elephants...or ELSE.

Found on fffffound

John Lewis Christmas - a classy number

Saw this the other day on the on box and thought it was a lovely, simple idea and makes you think of the nice side of christmas which often gets forgotten amongst the reality of most christmas's (shopping breakdowns/family fist fights). Most importantly it works! as my mum said oooo! arr! thats a lovely ad so they hit they TA bang on, so a ho ho ho Merry christmas to mr lewis & mr Lowe (I think?)

POSTER 2: Today

A New York marathon success in a cool... 4.33hrs Yippeeeeee!

BEFORE...eeeeeek cacking in big style!

..and 26 miles later

YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!

SOOOOOOOO

HAPPY! ;-) 

ADD LIFE TO YOUR DAYS

Here is the 1st visual for our latest project, all will become clear soon...... 

Click on image to see it's full gorgeousness

A Recession Blocker we're saved!

This handy web tool blocks out negative recession words (crash,fall) from any website you type into it, to prevent you all getting into a recessive mentally and making the problem worse! Despite the underlining reason for it's creation being to sell a book (AHHHHHH! nothing is ever commercially free!) it is a lovely idea. http://server.quid5.net/~recessio/

Kerning is the new spooning!

Excite your mornings with some geniusly witty typography by Shaderlab see more at: www.flickr.com/photos/sharerlab/2199794218

Infrarouge night out guide: Sleeping Sucks

Have nabbed these off ads of the world www.adsoftheworld.com as I think there GGGGggggggREAT! Created by Publicis Conseil, france, with wicked illustrations thanks to CraOman, and straight forward strategy C'est Magnifique, OUI OUI BON BON! 

watch out for them

Thank you Nina Due

Alan Aldridge exhibition at the design museum. It is dedicated excitement on a creative stick. My under cover photos may not get me a job with the secret services or do the exhibit justice but it gives you a little slurp.

sperms

I, the Alien in the thinking putty have finally found the password. My new beginning I thought would best be paralleled to the sperms I bumped in to on Waterloo Bridge last week. I was so excited watching them run up and down the stairs at the Hayward that I failed to take a photo of them in their most randy state. Instead at the point of photography they were acting a little more like Noel Edmund's personal package, waiting for cameras and action.

But I beg you to imagine our fiesty fellows and fellowetts as the hadron collider of all virility. According to my mate with the camera at the scene (unless he's just a pervert) they have raced around the Rocky Mountains the Autobahn and now my personal favourite London erection-waterloo Bridge. All this I tell you, in the name of a channel 4 and a couple of documentary directors who fancied a trip to the US. Were those Rockies really necessary? I say ay!! Let's hail the sperm and their great adventure. Coming on your television one day on channel 4.

Nice strategy for big meetings...

" If the ads have gone to pot 

   mention blogging quite a lot.

  

  If you want to dazzle them 

  Drop in terms like CRM

  To make your clients think you're sage

  Give campaigns a myspace page

 

  To make them think you're clever chaps

  Make references to Google Maps

  If accused of strategic shrinking

  Bang on about social networking

  If  they still think the work is crap

  You must present an iPhone app"

 

It's always nice to start the day with some poetry! This digital number was supplied by my desk mate Jose, thanks x

  

Wendy's Banner - We won't make it until you order it

I saw this a few weeks ago on banner blog www.bannerblog.com.au/ thought it was awesome, but only just got the program snapz to film it! Really original way of executing the simple message 'We won't make it until you order' Check it out.

I LOOOooove NDEUR SHOES

Check out these graphed up vintage babies! The pay check this month is definately going to have to accommodate a pair, they are soo beautiful! I think they are only sold in shops in Paris but u can get a pair online at www.eysy.com/shop.php?user_id=5361137 and the creator of NDEUR Mathieu Mathiem will even illustrate your own designs onto heels and trainers, you just have to email ur design over and you can have a totally original pair, ACE or what!

QUENTIN LETTS: If Saatchi's new gallery is art, then I'm a Chinaman!

Charles Satchi, the man all aspiring advertising types love to hate, by achieving what they all want: being the most famous name in advertising, not having to work in it and being even more richer/famous since he left! He is the man who made a whole generation of Young British Artists rich and famous, and whose middle name should be controversy! (ho ho ho) So as you can expect the reviews of the new Saatchi gallery have been hugely varied some bumming the ground he walks and others just the total Piss, but one of the most amusing of the latter is by Quentin Letts (The Mail Online), a good old scarci art critic ooo! he does like a moan.
See the whole review at : www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1074689/QUENTIN-LETTS-If-Saatchis-new-gallery-art-Im-Chinaman.html
or see for yourself at:
The Saatchi gallery
Address:
Duke of York's HQ
King's Road
London
SW3 4SQ

By Underground:
The gallery is 3-4 minutes' walk from Sloane Square Underground (District and Circle lines) and 10-12 minutes' walk from Victoria (Victoria, District & Circle lines).

Stuff I liked on fffffound today!

As i am trying to formulate how my latest project 'Cheer up Banksy' is going to work and so far I have made one poster in two weeks of multi - coloured typography.. that doesn't read very well, I have been studying ffffound for some inspiration! Here are some of the gemicles I came across today and yes I know the balloons are not type but..... imagine if they were! oooooooooHH!